Once again my holidays have consisted of cleaning my bedroom, being unable to move from the floor and having another arguement with my brother about ham.
All you do is ask a simple question.
"Benji, can you get me the ham out of the fridge please?"
"Well which ham?"
"The ham.Just ham.How many hams are there?"
Apparently we have a normal ham and a fancy ham....fancy ham? Fancy ham is just normal ham with a few extra pounds on top for the extra fat which is too tough to eat and you end up taking off.So that extra £2 that you pay for better ham is wasted on the bits you throw in the bin, so you might as well just buy the normal ham. My parents waste their money on this so called 'fancy ham'. What is the world coming to today.
And then getting stuck on my bed room floor, the least fun experience ever.You sit there for about 10 mins and your feet decide to fall asleep. Not good. So afetr this i decided to crawl to my bed, ripping up half my carpet on the way there...and i finally got to my bed my feet where fine, until i got on my bed which i then fell off.
Great holiday all in all. Went to filey on monday :) good day .Don't want to go back to school though....
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